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    Quote Originally Posted by jays4life19 View Post
    I just don't see why anyone would eat apples when there are pears everywhere.
    ~ pears are so much juicer when ripe
    ~ the flesh of the fruit literally melts in your mouth
    ~ superior taste

    I hope you never eat an apple again
    I'm a pretty big fan of Asian Pears

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    Quote Originally Posted by jays4life19 View Post
    I just don't see why anyone would eat apples when there are pears everywhere.
    ~ pears are so much juicer when ripe
    ~ the flesh of the fruit literally melts in your mouth
    ~ superior taste

    I hope you never eat an apple again
    Pears have too short a period of ideal ripeness. An apple will be good as soon as you buy it and last many weeks in the fridge. Fuck pears.
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    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTS View Post
    Pears have too short a period of ideal ripeness. An apple will be good as soon as you buy it and last many weeks in the fridge. Fuck pears.
    Plus I don't think any pear can compare to the taste of a crisp fall McIntosh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendleton View Post
    Plus I don't think any pear can compare to the taste of a crisp fall McIntosh
    Macs are for peasants. Honeycrisp or nothing for me.

    Pears are filler fruits for crappy dollar store juice cocktails. I won't even deign to discuss them as handfruits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cats Ass View Post
    I'm a pretty big fan of Asian Pears
    Too watery. The apple's weird albino cousin.

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    Golden Delicious are the GOAT apples
    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cats Ass View Post
    I'm a pretty big fan of Asian Pears
    You have to make sure you get the ones from Korea though. The Chinese ones are shit.

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    Got excited there were a bunch of replies in this thread and it turns out they're all about apples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeM View Post
    Got excited there were a bunch of replies in this thread and it turns out they're all about apples.
    That's not true, they talked about pears too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Dinger View Post
    Too watery. The apple's weird albino cousin.
    That watery stuff is just it's juicyness coming out.

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    Apples are only good for making hard cider and pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeM View Post
    Got excited there were a bunch of replies in this thread and it turns out they're all about apples.
    You missed a whole page regarding fast food breakfast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MikeM View Post
    Got excited there were a bunch of replies in this thread and it turns out they're all about apples.
    My bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendleton View Post
    You missed a whole page regarding fast food breakfast.
    People actually do that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTS View Post
    Golden Delicious are the GOAT apples
    Ewww. Nothing beats a crunchy grandy smith.
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    Oh fuck off. Goins is a role player you dumb fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirBJay View Post
    Ewww. Nothing beats a crunchy grandy smith.
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