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    Quote Originally Posted by KingKat View Post
    That is some poorly mixed concrete.
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    I think we all know it's the latter. The Mariners have been a disgustingly bad offensive for a decade now and nothing has changed.

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    I missed the opening Jays game because I went to see Ricky Gervais' latest stand up.

    It wasn't quite as good as some of his earlier ones, was a lot more personal (talks about his life, relationships and Twitter use).

    He seems fairly sure this is his last tour, so still worth seeing when he comes to Toronto in July if you haven't seen him live before.

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    This is a pretty big day for me, and I'm tearing up just a bit.

    I've uncovered the most ridiculous 9/11 reference ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvergun View Post
    This is a pretty big day for me, and I'm tearing up just a bit.

    I've uncovered the most ridiculous 9/11 reference ever.
    At least twelve 9/11 reference in an article about a pancake choking death, wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJH View Post
    At least twelve 9/11 reference in an article about a pancake choking death, wow.
    Hahah, wow.

    I was going to say I'm choking up a bit but that just seemed in bad taste, no?

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    I have this weird, painful infection on my finger and I have absolutely no idea how it happened. It's so damn inconvenient.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vdubmvp View Post
    I have this weird, painful infection on my finger and I have absolutely no idea how it happened. It's so damn inconvenient.
    Ointment, lady, ointment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky99 View Post
    Ointment, lady, ointment.
    I was prescribed both an oral and a cream antibiotic but so far they haven't helped. I think it's probably getting pretty close to draining since it's even more swollen now than it was yesterday. Or at least I hope that's what's happening...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vdubmvp View Post
    I was prescribed both an oral and a cream antibiotic but so far they haven't helped. I think it's probably getting pretty close to draining since it's even more swollen now than it was yesterday. Or at least I hope that's what's happening...
    Doctor, lady, doctor... lol. Hope you get that figured out.

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    Yeah, it sounds like it's time to consider going back to see the doctor. Better safe than sorry, especially with infections.

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    Well, I did only get the antibiotics on Friday, so it's really only been two full days taking them. I'm just impatient because of how sensitive it seems to be right now. I think the problem is that I should have gotten it checked out a couple days earlier than I did. I just didn't think it was a big deal initially because I don't remember anything happening that could have caused it. If the antibiotics don't help, I'll definitely go back to the doctor. I'll continue avoiding my friend's suggestion of poking it with a pin...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vdubmvp View Post
    Well, I did only get the antibiotics on Friday, so it's really only been two full days taking them. I'm just impatient because of how sensitive it seems to be right now. I think the problem is that I should have gotten it checked out a couple days earlier than I did. I just didn't think it was a big deal initially because I don't remember anything happening that could have caused it. If the antibiotics don't help, I'll definitely go back to the doctor. I'll continue avoiding my friend's suggestion of poking it with a pin...
    Hahahaha... nice friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vdubmvp View Post
    Well, I did only get the antibiotics on Friday, so it's really only been two full days taking them. I'm just impatient because of how sensitive it seems to be right now. I think the problem is that I should have gotten it checked out a couple days earlier than I did. I just didn't think it was a big deal initially because I don't remember anything happening that could have caused it. If the antibiotics don't help, I'll definitely go back to the doctor. I'll continue avoiding my friend's suggestion of poking it with a pin...
    Well, if you youtube it and it turns out to look cool, you might make a bit of coin. Plus, the only major downside would be ... another infection which you already have antibiotics for.
    ****FREE SPANKY****

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    A plane is on its way to toronto , when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down.

    The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

    She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back.

    The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to toronto and i'm staying right here."

    the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in first class, that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat.

    The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat.

    The blonde replies, "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful, i'm going to toronto and i'm staying right here."

    the co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason.

    The pilot says, "you say she is a blonde? I'll
    handle this, i'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde."

    he goes back to the blonde and whispers in her ear, and she says, "oh, i'm sorry." and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy.

    The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss.

    "i told her, 'first class isn't going to toronto."

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    So peeing in your own shower? Okay or not okay? Pretty conflicted on what I did today.
    Quote Originally Posted by Omar View Post
    Barnes insouciance on the mound makes him a terminator.

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    Quote Originally Posted by intentional wok View Post
    So peeing in your own shower? Okay or not okay? Pretty conflicted on what I did today.
    So OK that it's mandatory.

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