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    Quote Originally Posted by Abomination View Post
    Or you could be less sensitive and take it in the context in which it was said. ��
    Yeah Wok, get your mind out of the gutter.
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    I think we all know it's the latter. The Mariners have been a disgustingly bad offensive for a decade now and nothing has changed.

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    It's not "try and" do something, it's "try to."

    The word AND should never follow TRY except, for example, "I'll try, and also, piss off sg."

    If you talk/type this way fucking fix yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silvergun View Post
    It's not "try and" do something, it's "try to."

    If you talk/type this way fucking fix yourself.
    I really hate when people say "if worse comes to worse." Worse is already worse, it can only come to worst. Or possibly wurst.

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    They got Lance Armstrong tho and he was the only one who cheated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    I think we all know it's the latter. The Mariners have been a disgustingly bad offensive for a decade now and nothing has changed.

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    I heard in a comedy routine that Merriam-Webster has now included a second definition for literally which is LITERALLY the opposite of the definition.

    Then I looked it up and my world was shattered.

    2: in effect : virtually —used in an exaggerated way to emphasize a statement or description that is not literally true or possible <will literally turn the world upside down to combat cruelty or injustice — Norman Cousins>
    So at this point you have no idea what I meant by saying it's literally the opposite...am I being literal? ...which kind?


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    Quote Originally Posted by silvergun View Post
    I heard in a comedy routine that Merriam-Webster has now included a second definition for literally which is LITERALLY the opposite of the definition.

    Then I looked it up and my world was shattered.



    So at this point you have no idea what I meant by saying it's literally the opposite...am I being literal? ...which kind?

    My question is, who made fucking Merriam-Webster the arbiters of the English language? Why do they get to make a word mean the exact opposite of what it originally meant?
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    I think we all know it's the latter. The Mariners have been a disgustingly bad offensive for a decade now and nothing has changed.

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    Literally Hitler
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    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    My question is, who made fucking Merriam-Webster the arbiters of the English language? Why do they get to make a word mean the exact opposite of what it originally meant?
    That's not how dictionaries work at all. They are not there to give us dictates on how to use language. Language is created by the users. Dictionaries are only there to reflect that back to us and tell us how language is evolving. If they were there to just dictate to us than there would hardly be any need for them to change at all. Merriam-Webster can't stick their head in the sand and ignore the way "literally" gets used. They have to acknowledge it no matter how nonsensical it is. Otherwise they wouldn't be doing their job. Ultimately the task of controlling this falls on each and every one of us not on Merriam-Webster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KingKat View Post
    That's not how dictionaries work at all. They are not there to give us dictates on how to use language. Language is created by the users. Dictionaries are only there to reflect that back to us and tell us how language is evolving. If they were there to just dictate to us than there would hardly be any need for them to change at all. Merriam-Webster can't stick their head in the sand and ignore the way "literally" gets used. They have to acknowledge it no matter how nonsensical it is. Otherwise they wouldn't be doing their job. Ultimately the task of controlling this falls on each and every one of us not on Merriam-Webster.
    Actually the court system relies on dictionaries for matters of interpretation. In Canada, the Oxford Canadian Dictionary is the go-to for the courts.

    I write legal, contract language documents almost daily.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimcanuck View Post
    Actually the court system relies on dictionaries for matters of interpretation. In Canada, the Oxford Canadian Dictionary is the go-to for the courts.

    I write legal, contract language documents almost daily.
    Um... not sure what this changes about how dictionaries are created and for what purpose. I mean if the court system relies on the them that's fine but they are not written with that in mind. They are written to tell you how words are used at a given point in time. If the courts use them it's because they defer to their accuracy. I mean if a usage is in the dictionary than you can infer that the usage has enough cultural weigh to support it and that's fine but dictionaries are still dynamic entities.
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    The bizarre boxer crabs that rip sea anemones in two to use as 'gloves' to get food

    Researches have discovered that boxer crabs carry sea anemones around to use as stingers to protect themselves from predators.

    The crabs carry the anemones around like pom poms and will even rip an anemone in two if it only has one.

    They also use the anemone pom poms to sting food which they then bring to their mouths and eat.
    That's just cool as shit.

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