Dumb things that BJMB members say.

[jays4life19]

Please use this thread to quote hilariously stupid things that people say on the main board.

I'll start with a few beauty's...

Travis is bad defensively. Goins should be starting, the difference between them offensively is negligible whereas the defensive contributions by Goins are astronomical in comparison.

They should have had Edwin bunt Donaldson over to second

I'd rather not even make the second WC

For what Texas to destroy us in 3 games?

[Orgfiller]

Those are just trolls though. You need to use content from legitimate posters.

Like Grant getting triggered over yesterdays GDT title:

I know what time the game starts. I just like the GDT to contain the relevant information and lineups instead of some immature child's non-sensical ramblings. If I'm the only one then forget about it.

Or Grant getting uber triggered over people not bowing down to Paul Beeston:

I'm ashamed that our fans treat the most important man in the building of this franchise with such contempt. I get that some of the baseball related things he has said were head scratchers, but his positive contributions to the franchise are unrivaled. You guys don't deserve to call yourselves fans in my opinion.

Then there's this playful exchange regarding Dustin Pedroia:

I wouldn't be a fan of the Jays if such a disgusting human being was associated with them. It's vomit inducing just to have our players share the same field.

I agree. Fuck that rat face

I'd break every bone in my hand punching that deplorable piece of shit in the face, but unfortunately it would improve his looks and he doesn't deserve anything good in life.

Lol I've never seen you like this, I'm 100% with you though

I hate him and the rest of his gross criminal family so much and have for years. It probably gets me fired up more than anything.

Criminal family? I thought you didn't like him because he's pesky and a rat face fuck?

Yeah, friggin convicted child molesters. I don't like a few players (Jones, Odor, etc.) for those reasons but he's at a different level for me.

To be clear, Pedroia's brother is a convicted child molester. Dustin Pedroia isn't.

Wow. Thanks for letting me know, now I have a legit reason to hate the fucking rat

[BTS]

I predict that this thread becomes a smashing success.

[jaysblue]

This will be the thread of the year.

[BTS]

From last night:

EXACTLY!! The guy is having one of his best seasons of his career the year he's going to retire. Just like Barry Bonds hitting 73 home runs at the end of his career. It looked like Ortiz was done a few seasons ago and now he may win the MVP the season he's going to retire. That has steroids written all over it!

[Governator]

Regarding Chris Sale

That's bullshit. Last year he was very underwhelming and in no way close to Keuchel. His ERA was almost 1 higher than Keuchel and who the fuck cares about FIP when evaluating pitchers season.

[fatcowxlive]

Those are just trolls though. You need to use content from legitimate posters.

Like Grant getting triggered over yesterdays GDT title:


Or Grant getting uber triggered over people not bowing down to Paul Beeston:


Then there's this playful exchange regarding Dustin Pedroia:

Well shit that's the best complement I got here! IM IN BOYS

[King]

Epic thread

[jays4life19]

I tried to find that quote when Gruber asked if 0.7 WAR was replacement level. Couldn't find it though.

[BTS]

I tried to find that quote when Gruber asked if 0.7 WAR was replacement level. Couldn't find it though.

I'd estimate that well over 90% of Gruber's posts belong in this thread.

[Terminator]

I actually thought the Dogg having Grant's back when Grant was soapboxing for Beeston was pretty funny. Here he is saying Beeston deserves some respect bc he's a CPA.

Dudes a CPA show some respect

[King]

I actually thought the Dogg having to Grant's back when Grant was soapboxing for Beeston was pretty funny. Here he is saying Beeston deserves some respect bc he's a CPA.

It was funny when Dogg brought out the Grant Beeston "Not a true fan" statement when Grant was arguing the merits of a proper GDT title

If you are really a true fan you don't have to be told the game time

[The Cats Ass]

Here's my submission...

Epic thread

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[KingKat]

This guy...

fuck you tepera haters 3.30 career ERA ain't even bad

[Zaun of the Dead]

fuck I'm gonna have to stay out of the politics thread. and most threads.