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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimcanuck View Post
    The DR ESL teacher is a good story. Was at the resort bar, and just started talking to the girl next to me. Turns out she is from Elliott Lake and went to Nipissing U teacher's college with, get this, my next door neighbour. Small world. Anyway some more talk and dancing and she pulled me out of the bar. Friends to this day, she lives in S. Carolina now with a millionaire husband.
    That is a great story. You might want to consider entering it into the Toronto Storytelling Festival coming up in March
    http://www.torontostorytellingfestival.ca/site/

    All you need is a catchy title.
    Maybe "How I shagged another teacher" although that might cause the audience to demand to know how you shagged the first teacher as an encore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimcanuck View Post
    went to Nipissing U teacher's college
    S. Carolina now with a millionaire husband.
    must have been smoking
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    climate change (lol)

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    As a fat, ugly lesbian feminist secretly masquerading as a man on these boards, I can say that I have been VERY triggered by the story of Jimcanuck. What a disgusting chauvinistic pig. I bet he grabbed this lady by the pussy as well. I demand that the board's admins immediately disclose his IP and email addresses for immediate identification and public flogging. I bet this piece of shit voted for Donald Trump too.

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    What I don't understand is how a guy who is deaf has a cordial conversation with anyone who doesn't know ASL. My father in law is hearing impaired. He can hear loud bass but I can converse with my girlfriend right next to him and he doesn't hear unless I yell. Jim himself said that he went to a concert this year and hoped they cranked up the bass so he could hear it. If he has trouble hearing in a concert hall, what hope does he have with a woman speaking in an indoor voice?

    So, either Jim is full of shit about being deaf or his story is bullshit. I'd put my money on the latter but who knows. Most of Jim's stories seem like delusions to impress people and maybe he's trying to convince himself, idk.

    Maybe he's a super good lip reader or something. Every person I've ever met who was born deaf was not very good with verbal communication. How could they be? They can't hear the words they are saying.

    Do you think telling obvious bullshit impresses us, Jim? Are you craving validation?
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    Holy shit, I'm dumn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    What I don't understand is how a guy who is deaf has a cordial conversation with anyone who doesn't know ASL. My father in law is hearing impaired. He can hear loud bass but I can converse with my girlfriend right next to him and he doesn't hear unless I yell. Jim himself said that he went to a concert this year and hoped they cranked up the bass so he could hear it. If he has trouble hearing in a concert hall, what hope does he have with a woman speaking in an indoor voice?

    So, either Jim is full of shit about being deaf or his story is bullshit. I'd put my money on the latter but who knows. Most of Jim's stories seem like delusions to impress people and maybe he's trying to convince himself, idk.

    Maybe he's a super good lip reader or something. Every person I've ever met who was born deaf was not very good with verbal communication. How could they be? They can't hear the words they are saying.

    Do you think telling obvious bullshit impresses us, Jim? Are you craving validation?
    maybe he became deaf after his sexual exploits, or for a better story...during. Either that or you are thinking about this far too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHurl View Post
    maybe he became deaf after his sexual exploits, or for a better story...during. Either that or you are thinking about this far too much.
    I mean...I didn't think about it THAT much. I just know bullshit when I see it.
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    Holy shit, I'm dumn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Dinger View Post
    We are in no position to trade a SP. I think some of you are forgetting how insanely lucky we got with SP health last year. It's very atypical, and you can probably expect to lose at least one of our SP to some serious injury time this season. God forbid it's Stro or Sanchez. We need to address OF, but trading a SP is not an option.
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    Why should we expect that? It's a possibility sure, but which pitcher's do you think are particularly vulnerable to something really serious?

    RJF is the first entry in this thread for the new year.
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    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    Well deserved recognition.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTS View Post
    RJF is the first entry in this thread for the new year.
    The weird thing is that guy has probably watched about 40 seasons of MLB.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Dinger View Post
    The weird thing is that guy has probably watched about 40 seasons of MLB.
    I'm pretty sure he's similar in age to the rest of us. Just very stupid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    You guys worry too much. If one of the starting pitchers goes down Juan Guzman will magically appear and go 10-1 for the rest of the season. Happens every year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Dinger View Post
    The weird thing is that guy has probably watched about 40 seasons of MLB.
    Jesus how old is he?

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    I love this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TholesWeirdEye View Post
    Jesus how old is he?
    about 2017
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTS View Post
    RJF is the first entry in this thread for the new year.
    lol

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    lulz

    Quote Originally Posted by RealAccountant View Post
    If I am Bautista, I would tell the jays franchise to go to hell for the way they have treated him, same with Edwin.

    We wont be seeing those two Bluejays Legend around for a very long time. Wonder what kind of precedent this sets for other Bluejays Stars with this current regime.

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