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    Dumb things that BJMB members say.

    Please use this thread to quote hilariously stupid things that people say on the main board.

    I'll start with a few beauty's...

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBulgeBlueBird View Post
    Travis is bad defensively. Goins should be starting, the difference between them offensively is negligible whereas the defensive contributions by Goins are astronomical in comparison.
    Quote Originally Posted by jiminy View Post
    They should have had Edwin bunt Donaldson over to second
    Quote Originally Posted by RealAccountant View Post
    I'd rather not even make the second WC

    For what Texas to destroy us in 3 games?

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    Those are just trolls though. You need to use content from legitimate posters.

    Like Grant getting triggered over yesterdays GDT title:
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    I know what time the game starts. I just like the GDT to contain the relevant information and lineups instead of some immature child's non-sensical ramblings. If I'm the only one then forget about it.
    Or Grant getting uber triggered over people not bowing down to Paul Beeston:
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    I'm ashamed that our fans treat the most important man in the building of this franchise with such contempt. I get that some of the baseball related things he has said were head scratchers, but his positive contributions to the franchise are unrivaled. You guys don't deserve to call yourselves fans in my opinion.
    Then there's this playful exchange regarding Dustin Pedroia:
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    I wouldn't be a fan of the Jays if such a disgusting human being was associated with them. It's vomit inducing just to have our players share the same field.
    Quote Originally Posted by fatcowxlive View Post
    I agree. Fuck that rat face
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    I'd break every bone in my hand punching that deplorable piece of shit in the face, but unfortunately it would improve his looks and he doesn't deserve anything good in life.
    Quote Originally Posted by fatcowxlive View Post
    Lol I've never seen you like this, I'm 100% with you though
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    I hate him and the rest of his gross criminal family so much and have for years. It probably gets me fired up more than anything.
    Quote Originally Posted by fatcowxlive View Post
    Criminal family? I thought you didn't like him because he's pesky and a rat face fuck?
    Quote Originally Posted by Grant77 View Post
    Yeah, friggin convicted child molesters. I don't like a few players (Jones, Odor, etc.) for those reasons but he's at a different level for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by BTS View Post
    To be clear, Pedroia's brother is a convicted child molester. Dustin Pedroia isn't.
    Quote Originally Posted by fatcowxlive View Post
    Wow. Thanks for letting me know, now I have a legit reason to hate the fucking rat
    Quote Originally Posted by LetTheBallFly View Post
    Synder is mediocre at best this year. Let me know when Synder is giving up less runs per game than Sanchez, until then I'll take Sanchez

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    I predict that this thread becomes a smashing success.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    This will be the thread of the year.

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    From last night:

    Quote Originally Posted by STLJaysFan View Post
    EXACTLY!! The guy is having one of his best seasons of his career the year he's going to retire. Just like Barry Bonds hitting 73 home runs at the end of his career. It looked like Ortiz was done a few seasons ago and now he may win the MVP the season he's going to retire. That has steroids written all over it!
    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    Regarding Chris Sale

    Quote Originally Posted by MunenoriKawasakiMVP View Post
    That's bullshit. Last year he was very underwhelming and in no way close to Keuchel. His ERA was almost 1 higher than Keuchel and who the fuck cares about FIP when evaluating pitchers season.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Orgfiller View Post
    Those are just trolls though. You need to use content from legitimate posters.

    Like Grant getting triggered over yesterdays GDT title:


    Or Grant getting uber triggered over people not bowing down to Paul Beeston:


    Then there's this playful exchange regarding Dustin Pedroia:
    Well shit that's the best complement I got here! IM IN BOYS
    Quote Originally Posted by havok24 View Post
    1. Integrate the following function "Insert function"
    fatcow's answer: Beltran to 3B.

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    Epic thread

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    I tried to find that quote when Gruber asked if 0.7 WAR was replacement level. Couldn't find it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jays4life19 View Post
    I tried to find that quote when Gruber asked if 0.7 WAR was replacement level. Couldn't find it though.
    I'd estimate that well over 90% of Gruber's posts belong in this thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    Unfortunately, they really skimped out on the crickets on mine because they add a pretty flavourful crunch element on top of the coleslaw.

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    I actually thought the Dogg having Grant's back when Grant was soapboxing for Beeston was pretty funny. Here he is saying Beeston deserves some respect bc he's a CPA.

    Quote Originally Posted by RealAccountant View Post
    Dudes a CPA show some respect
    Last edited by Terminator; 09-21-2016 at 01:10 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Terminator View Post
    I actually thought the Dogg having to Grant's back when Grant was soapboxing for Beeston was pretty funny. Here he is saying Beeston deserves some respect bc he's a CPA.
    It was funny when Dogg brought out the Grant Beeston "Not a true fan" statement when Grant was arguing the merits of a proper GDT title

    Quote Originally Posted by RealAccountant View Post
    If you are really a true fan you don't have to be told the game time

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    Epic thread
    RIP North49

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    climate change (lol)

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    This guy...

    Quote Originally Posted by MunenoriKawasakiMVP View Post
    fuck you tepera haters 3.30 career ERA ain't even bad
    "if this board died it would objectively be a good thing - NJH"

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    fuck I'm gonna have to stay out of the politics thread. and most threads.
    hello, real cops?


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