Let's hope Boston goes easy on us tonight.
Expect the Blue Jays to roll over and play dead for the young guy on the mound, Johnson.
Expect a CGSO Loss for Stro. Expect the worst, and maybe you'll be pleased by a couple of nice defensive plays or a tough out by Russell Martin or some shit.
Our lives are essentially meaningless on a cosmic scale, and baseball is even less meaningful. Let's waste the day and creep even closer to the inevitable demise.