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    Rangers sign Russell Martin

    The famous Glasgow Rangers signed A certain Russell Martin Yesterday.
    Thought that might wake a few of you up.

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    I have a feeling you will be picking a number in the near future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polar bear View Post
    The famous Glasgow Rangers signed A certain Russell Martin Yesterday.
    Thought that might wake a few of you up.
    Cool story, bro!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spanky99 View Post
    Cool story, bro!
    I knew I could count on you Sparky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by polar bear View Post
    I knew I could count on you Sparky.
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    I have a feeling you will be picking a number in the near future.

    mostly because of the title fail of "sign". As Russell Martin was actually loaned to the Glasgow Rangers (as any good Anti-Catholic would know) he could have said "Sent to the Rangers" and it would have been much better clickbait and disappointment. If you are going to troll do it right ... I'm sure that is someone's motto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHurl View Post
    mostly because of the title fail of "sign". As Russell Martin was actually loaned to the Glasgow Rangers (as any good Anti-Catholic would know) he could have said "Sent to the Rangers" and it would have been much better clickbait and disappointment. If you are going to troll do it right ... I'm sure that is someone's motto.

    Because of that I'm going to bring back the wheel for this one. You have 2 hours to pick a number between 1 and 40, or I will allow J4L to pick one for you.
    Not only that, but even if this was legit, the Rangers can't sign Martin because he's already under contract. It's shitty wording all around.

    As far as trolls go, 1.5/10.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHurl View Post
    mostly because of the title fail of "sign". As Russell Martin was actually loaned to the Glasgow Rangers (as any good Anti-Catholic would know) he could have said "Sent to the Rangers" and it would have been much better clickbait and disappointment. If you are going to troll do it right ... I'm sure that is someone's motto.

    Because of that I'm going to bring back the wheel for this one. You have 2 hours to pick a number between 1 and 40, or I will allow J4L to pick one for you.
    The title fooled me and no one in the UK would ever say "sent to the Rangers" when referring to the Scottish Russell Martin.

    UK teams are singular i.e. it would be "loaned to Rangers".

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    I'll give polar bear a chance to participate in the banning game and if not, I will post a number within the time frame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boxcar View Post
    Not only that, but even if this was legit, the Rangers can't sign Martin because he's already under contract. It's shitty wording all around.

    As far as trolls go, 1.5/10.
    Pretty much what I implied with my post but I always appreciate a Boxy clarification
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobthe4th View Post
    The title fooled me and no one in the UK would ever say "sent to the Rangers" when referring to the Scottish Russell Martin.

    UK teams are singular i.e. it would be "loaned to Rangers".
    He could have wrote the whole thing Glesga style as well (or Glaswegian to some), it's still a bad troll. Now away an bile yer heid
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    This is the 12th unnecessary response guys. Get the key out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brownie19 View Post
    This is the 12th unnecessary response guys. Get the key out.
    We're trying to play the wheel of banning. so STFU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheHurl View Post
    Pretty much what I implied with my post but I always appreciate a Boxy clarification
    I will confess that I only ever read the first sentence of any of your posts. I am like the Jimcanuck to your news story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jays4life19 View Post
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