You can charm a manager, but you can't hypnotize a walrus.
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Jeff Passan
@JeffPassan
Trade news: All-Star second baseman Luis Arraez is going to the Miami Marlins and right-hander Pablo Lopez is headed to the Minnesota Twins, sources tell ESPN. Deal is done. Players are being informed right now. More are involved.
Spanky99 (01-21-2023)
Marlins got robbed. There's two prospects going the Twins way also, with one of them being highly ranked. WTF?
Ken Rosenthal
@Ken_Rosenthal
Infielder Jose Salas and one other prospect are heading to Minnesota along with Pablo López, source tells @TheAthletic. Salas, 19, is the Marlins’ No. 5 prospect, per @MLBPipeline. First on his inclusion: @CraigMish
Spanky99 (01-21-2023)
Mark Feinsand
@Feinsand
OF Byron Chourio is the second prospect headed to the Twins, per source.
Spanky99 (01-21-2023)
The Twins have to have given up something else??
Lol I've been telling you all that this lady running the Marlins simply cannot get enough of these slap hitters!! Lmao she just cannot help herself.
Trade her Espinal for another one of their starting pitchers please
jaysblue (01-20-2023)
Wow, I don't want to trade Espinal but for a top starter: OH YES.
Not only is Espinal better than most of the other twelve slap hitters that they have on their roster, he's also a lot cuter which I know she really cares about as well!
Send some chocolates to her office and give her a call ASAP Ross!
jaysblue (01-20-2023)
Twins have themselves a damn fine rotation now.
Ryan, Mahle, Lopez, Gray, Ober? and others... *(Not in any particular order)
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